I'm really sorry, Pals, but I've lost track of time... I had so many things to do, and now I'm back home and all I want is dinner. Problem is, the spider in the corner hasn't cooked anything, so I'll have to. Typical!

Unfortunately, I have no interesting fact for you so I'm not only hungry but I'm also boring.

I'm soo tired. Not physically. Physically, I'm OK right now. I started FB Mass Challenge, and it's going well. However, I'm mentally and emotionally drained. I need a holiday.

All right, so here's a feeble attempt at being a good conversationalist; can you remember a useful and/or interesting fact you've read in my fact-finder fragment in the past couple of months? (Honestly, I can't even remember what I did yesterday, so I'll be impressed if you can mention anything.)