Hello there, Pals? How are you? People keep throwing their stupid problems at me here at work and I'm disillusioned anyway so I’m ready to move to Mars. It’s a nice planet. Unfortunately it’s atmospherically challenged and there’s not much to eat unless I grow some potatoes (film reference).

Yesterday, I had to run some errands at work and I walked so much my pedometer gave me a star. It’s pathetic but I was quite proud of my little star. I was really tired but I still had enough energy to do Day 11 of the Abs Program. It’s probably some repressed anger. But as long as it makes me work out, I won’t complain. Much.

Anyway, I’d been thinking about today’s question and a Netflix documentary on animals, namely apes, gave me an idea. If you turned into an ape, what kind of ape would you like to be? A gentle gorilla (yes, please) a chattering chimpanzee, a gibbon (no decent alliteration here) I’d like to be a gorilla because they are incredibly strong but they don’t insist on applying their strength to hurt others.

And it’s ‘going to the dentist’s day’. Yaay…. First treatment. Wish me luck.