An early Valertine's Day message.

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No puns today, sadly! Just a legitimate message full of happy wishes for all you couples here. I would post this tomorrow but chances are I'll be too busy fluctuating between bitter, ashamed for feeling bitter, and beating the hell out of heavy bag when I'm not taking pleasure in sending my other foreveralone friends satirical poems I wrote about the day. As you can see, I have a full day planned.

But while I'm in a sane frame of mind that isn't akin to the Grinch at Christmas - I hope all of you truly have not just a fantastic Valentine's Day, but that you remain blessed with love, family, and companionship. And since Kelli gave us the gift of Loki, I'm giving the gift of Major.