Lyrics for Jingle Bells/Fitness Blender Song

So in my boredom which is supposed to be a great driver for creativity, the line "On a Fitness Blender sleigh" to the tune on JIngle Bells runs through my haed. Other possible lyrics, clink, clank, clonk. I can't lift like Daniel can; Kelli saves the day.

Take this and run with it. I look forward to reading your input.